Star Trek Senryu (4/30)

Commander Riker,
Deanna is a dumb broad.
I’d do you beardless.

Captain Picard,
Beverly is a dumb broad.
Your flute does not need holes.

Captain Picard,
if you and I were on Risa
I’d excavate you.

Commander LaForge,
injuries are common -
but this one... is new.

Double Rikers swing
double Riker dicks -
Yes, I should be so lucky.